I am a "teeth" person. And...what does that mean, you ask? It simply means that I can't stand bad teeth. I uncontrollably swore an oath to myself that I would never date a guy with bad teeth. Never ever. I just can't do it.
And what's worse is that fact that my wisdom teeth are making their way into the humble abode of my mouth; THEY'RE MANIPULATING THE DIRECTION OF MY TEETH. If my teeth get any worse than this I will just have to stop smiling. 'Cause don't you see? How can I possibly be a "teeth" person, if my own teeth are now exact replicas of miniature Leaning Tower of Pisa's??
Talk about hypocrisy.
And wow, how many times can I say the word "teeth"?
January 25, 2010
Teeth.
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Matt Damon has nice teeth. and so do you. I think your teeth will be fine. they said my wisdom teeth would mess up my mouth, even after they pulled them out. apparently.. but my teeth are fine.
ReplyDeleteThat's how I feel about shoes. I can't date a boy with bad shoes. No way.
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